Ahoy. You there. Sailing on the perilous sea of the merry ship 'internet'.
I'm sorry to inform you that you've been marooned on this here island which layman call 'philosophy forum island'.
By the invitation of the natives, I offer you this mushroom. <You eat it>
Suddenly you don't feel quite right. You're eyes are starting to notice something strange about the letters in front of you. That mushroom was a very special mushroom. The mushroom of truth.
<Follow badeyedeers as he explores island>
<As we explore you begin to question everything that brought you to exist here>
First you think about your birth. On the simplest level you were the product of your father's sperm and your mothers egg, in humanist poetry however, you were born of something much more profound, the invisible forces of love and destiny. Your father's sperm and your mother's egg comes from an even longer lineage, the mammalian family tree.
<as you walk through the forest of your history you notice that there is a monkey sitting in your family tree>.
<Follow badeyedeers to tree>
<Give banana to monkey>
<Talk to monkey>
The monkey tells you that humankind is doomed to have a beginning and an end, just like all creatures in the evolution timeline. There were ancestors who predated you, and likewise, their will come a time when something non human or trans-human will proceed you. He also tells you that your entire species is uglier and stupider than you think, and that you're attraction to each other and culture is mostly based upon hormones and chemical reactions in your brain. Lastly he tells you on a personal level that you are particularly ugly for a human, and that your face is 'just all wrong'
<Throw rock at monkey>
<Follow badeyedeers to pile of rocks>
<Look at pile of rocks>
This pile of rocks pretty much sums up all of civilisation. Humans have been pushing around rocks for thousands of years, and making patterns that they deem important for various reasons. Pretty soon humans convinced each other that the arrangement of rocks was so important that they started killing each other over it.
You come to a stream.